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The Perils of Gaza: Israel and Hamas - Scoop The Israeli offensive on the Gaza Strip signals yet another chapter in the tragic dilemma faced by those in the enclave. The only true victims, as it always has been in this conflict, will be the civilians. Both sides in this intractable war resort ...
What's your advice for President Barack Obama? - Pocono Record Let’s face it. The country has a lot of problems. When President-elect Barack Obama is sworn in, he’ll be facing unemployment, a dismal economy, a war and the list goes on. What advice do you have for our new president as he enters office? Send ...
Saving face: winter skin advice - Women.timesonline As if wearing tights under your trousers wasn't cruel enough, now we have sandpaper lips and burning cheeks to worry about too. The cold weather does unpleasant things to your style and your skin. Short of total hibernation - or, worse, a balaclava ...
New Year's Advice: Keep Your iPhone Out of the Pool - Top Tech News The Apple phones are nifty but there is built in peril, especially if you are a little on the clumsy side and drop it in the backyard swimming pool as I did. If you bought it from Apple, the builder, or AT&T, the service provider, you've just waved ...
24-karat advice: Beware - Sacramento Bee It could be California's second Gold Rush. The skyrocketing price of gold has people mining their jewelry boxes for every bit of the precious metal to sell for cash. Prices have gone from $416 an ounce on New Year's Eve five years ago to as high as ...
Saturday Night Live offers great advice for staying out of debt - Walletpop.com If you've ever wondered why good financial advice never seems to be sold via late-night infomercials, here's one reason: Good advice just isn't flashy enough to make for compelling television. Here's a great Saturday Night Live Clip in the classic ...
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